Unrequited Love Letters/E-mails

Dear Pizza-Ears,
I don’t get it. I call your name and you ignore me, staring blankly not even tilting your head in acknowledgement. Then I walk towards and you look at me like I might hurt you, as if, being near me is painful. All I ever do is kiss your pizza ears and snuggle you, yet you prefer others unless no one is around. Then you snuggle with me and don’t nip at my ears or stand on my head. But as soon as someone else comes home you jump off of me and run to greet them with the same happy greeting you give me. I love you so much with your little face and pizza ears!
I love that you sleep at the foot of my bed at night, after I bring you there. Maybe you do love me, but I feel ignored and then sometimes trotted on literally. Please cute little pizza ears just come when I call. I want to keep you safe.
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Dear heartbreaker,

I had to get over you. For months now, a stone had been sitting on my heart. I'd shed a lot of tears over you, lost a lot of sleep, eaten a lot of cake batter.Somehow, I had to move on.Life would be hell if I didn't shake loose from the grip you had on my heart. I most definitely didn't want to keep feeling this way, alone in a love affair meant for two. Even if you'd felt like The One. Even if I'd always thought we'd end up together. Even if you still had a choke chain on my heart.

Adapted from  Kristan Higgins, All I Ever Wanted